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There was once a boy who wanted a cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

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So he went to his father
To force his mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the police
To force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the local court
To force the police to force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the district court
To force the local court to force the police to force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the state court
To force the district court to force the local court to force the police to force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the federal court
To force the state court to force the district court to force the local court to force the police to force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the high court
To force the federal court to force the state court to force the district court to force the local court to force the police to force the father to force the mother to give him the cake.
I don’t know why he wanted the cake.
His Mum said, “Nape.”

So he went to the Buddha to get the cake.
And then the Buddha said:

“Oh for goodness sakes.
Everyone go home and mind your own business.
And little boy go to your room.
We’ll talk more after
You’ve apologised to your mother.

“And good woman
Thank you for planting integrity’s stake.
Shall I teach you how to meditate?”

The Mum said, “Yape.”

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